eldritchwheelies: (eff off mate)
Madoka Mawaru || Breakfast Cult ([personal profile] eldritchwheelies) wrote in [community profile] synopsychic 2020-09-20 03:07 am (UTC)

Forward-dated to midweek, this thread is Eldritch Defense and Psi Defense teaching proof

Okay, sit down, nerds. It's too late for me; I have gazed into the memes, and they, too, have gazed into me - and I know that's one of yours, because of a funny little thing I picked up from Anime High School.

Overrated, by the way. Turns out that being a character in a Takahashi joint fucking sucks! Who knew?! Nabiki did, but I digress.

My name is Madoka Mawaru, of the cult-busting Shinigami Clan, and I'm from a world where more or less the SCP Foundation - or the AEGIS Agency - runs a goddamn high school. And not only did I pass Infohazards 101 and 201 with flying colors, but my extra credit was tangling with effin Nyarlathotep on a Jaunt with my mind and soul intact.

I'm gonna thoroughly school you on how to live with your infohazard and best practices for not spreading it every goddamn time you open your mouth. So siddown, shut up, and let's get down to business.


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