Hajime Aikawa (
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[Check-In] Your Enthusiasm is Appreciated
[It isn't too long into the Jaunt before Ryo's excited voice comes through on the network.]
BEST JAUNT EVER!
[And Hajime's far more exhausted mental voice comes in afterwards.]
This is Hajime, we, ah, did that thing where we're both infiltrating and not infiltrating, and there's some kind of space base out here with a lot of aliens bent on conquering Earth to take care of some bioweapon? I just...don't really know what's going on beyond that.
[Ryo cuts in again.]
And we're mantises! Mantis people are normal here! Not many of them, but enough to be normal! IS AMAZING!
BEST JAUNT EVER!
[And Hajime's far more exhausted mental voice comes in afterwards.]
This is Hajime, we, ah, did that thing where we're both infiltrating and not infiltrating, and there's some kind of space base out here with a lot of aliens bent on conquering Earth to take care of some bioweapon? I just...don't really know what's going on beyond that.
[Ryo cuts in again.]
And we're mantises! Mantis people are normal here! Not many of them, but enough to be normal! IS AMAZING!
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Yeah, okay. You're, uh. Xuil are part of the Aurigan empire-- you're an alien, basically, from outer space-- I don't know how it goes on the human side, but. The guy I'm in basically pings you as a traitor? So that's fun.
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Fuck.
That explains the looks that I have been receiving then.
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Sorry.
I can explain how to be Xuil if you need anything, but a lot of [a sharp, dissatisfied growling noise - it translates, poorly, as a given name]'s recent memories are just about this fucking war.
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And then two years ago during a diplomatic meeting the humans infected everyone with a bioweapon that sends people spiralling into fucking panic attacks and making-- goddamn anime bullshit pop up everywhere, killed the princess's consort - it was a whole big thing, the battle of Tharsis - and now we're all trying to kill each other.
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The people who don't flip their lid are all quarantined in a different part of the base. I don't have clearance to enter, and frankly I don't want to, my guy is so scared of getting infected.
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Are there any cultural habits of the Xuil that I should be expressing or that would be important to know?
[She would very much not like to be dragged off and interrogated at any point for not knowing or acting like people know of the Xuil.]
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How are you faring, Gil?
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