laceandcarnage: (Displeased 6)
Istas ([personal profile] laceandcarnage) wrote in [community profile] synopsychic2016-04-07 05:51 am
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And Now the Wolf-Bear of Doom is Dead

I am dead.

Dead things should remain dead. Why am I now alive?
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laceandcarnage: (Puzzled 1)

[personal profile] laceandcarnage 2016-04-07 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
It is difficult to know. Humans are confusing. They wish to kill when I do not, and do not wish to kill when I do.

My friend Verity and my fiance Ryan let me know when carnage is appropriate when I am home. I am not home. I must instead let my friends here tell me.
failgoyle: (concerned)

[personal profile] failgoyle 2016-04-07 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
...wait, you're not human?

[That is actually a relief. That explains so much. Kind of.]

Yeah, yeah, it's important not to go doing the carnage thing at the wrong time. Really important. Super important.
laceandcarnage: (Neutral 3)

[personal profile] laceandcarnage 2016-04-07 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
No. I am waheela.
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[personal profile] failgoyle 2016-04-07 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, alright.

...I have no idea what that is. But I'm a Lurkglider!

[See? See? Fellow nonhuman bond? That gets him not-carnaged, right? Right?]
laceandcarnage: (Neutral 9)

[personal profile] laceandcarnage 2016-04-07 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Waheela are therianthropes from the cruel and frozen north. In my beastly form I am a giant beast of unending hunger.

[Sorry Jules, but Waheela are solitary creatures. They don't even bond with other Waheela. Even if Istas is supremely friendly for one, that won't count for much.]

I do not know of Lurkgliders.
failgoyle: (concerned)

[personal profile] failgoyle 2016-04-08 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. That's...that's something, all right.

[Yes, some kind of Beast. Definitely a Beast. Called it.]

I'm kind of like a gargoyle, only I'm not made of stone. And I look human, but that's because I've got an illusion I can't take off. No big deal.

[Not that the illusion works at all with smell; Istas would be able to tell that he smells like a mossy old rock.]

And I taste terrible. Absolutely terrible.
laceandcarnage: (Neutral 3)

[personal profile] laceandcarnage 2016-04-08 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I also appear human when I am not. [This is, in her world, not that unusual. Clearly Jules is simply another type of cryptid]

You would likely not know your own taste. But I do not eat sentient creatures. I particularly enjoy the consumption of Margherita pizza and chocolate coated bagels.
failgoyle: (smiling)

[personal profile] failgoyle 2016-04-08 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's good. That is really good.

[So relieved.]

I mean, yes! Yes, those foods are really good.

And tacos. Tacos are great.
laceandcarnage: (Content 3)

[personal profile] laceandcarnage 2016-04-08 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
You are correct. Tacos are indeed delicious.
failgoyle: (smiling)

[personal profile] failgoyle 2016-04-09 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
And ice cream. Ice cream's great.
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[personal profile] failgoyle 2016-04-09 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
And donuts! And beiginets!

...crap, I'm getting hungry.
laceandcarnage: (Neutral 12)

[personal profile] laceandcarnage 2016-04-09 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I am always Hungry.

You must find someone who may make food for you.
failgoyle: (huh)

[personal profile] failgoyle 2016-04-09 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it seems like that would be easier than going out and trying to steal--er, buy--some.

How do people do that, anyway?
laceandcarnage: (Neutral 18)

[personal profile] laceandcarnage 2016-04-11 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
It is a skill. You learn to store things. Then create things. Then create food.
failgoyle: (huh)

[personal profile] failgoyle 2016-04-12 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Just...out of nothing? No contracts?
laceandcarnage: (Neutral 3)

[personal profile] laceandcarnage 2016-04-12 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
I do not know the particulars. Ask someone else.
failgoyle: (smiling)

[personal profile] failgoyle 2016-04-13 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
...okay! I will! Thanks!

[Look, you gotta be sure to be very polite to large predators. It pays.]
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