They have gladiators. They have slavery. How does one live when under such a rule as this? And not break anything by way of character when all you wish to do...

[He breaks off, disgusted and not able to continue the thought there. Though another one occurs and the irony involved there is incredibly amusing.]

As far as names, my given one is Apollon. I highly doubt that will amuse most of them in direct translation, will it? But...when I was little, Papa nicknamed me Paul. Perhaps...

I think that Paulus is more common as a family name or in direct transation, as the lesser? But there have been several Pauls among the popes, no?