howexciting: (Omfg)
Leonardo da Vinci ([personal profile] howexciting) wrote in [community profile] synopsychic2016-05-11 04:51 pm

[Jaunt-Locked] Where's Gregory Peck when you need him

[The first part of Leonardo's broadcast seems to be a misfire, in only that it is quiet and almost disbelieving.]

Non รจ possible... this is... home? Italia...?

We are in the Kingdom of Naples... no, that is back in my time, this is Campania felix... Dio mio, we're in Stabiae--

[There is silence for a good fifteen minutes, as Leonardo prepares and questions the populace. Then, he finally comes on the Network.]

For anyone who is listening, I have some good news. And some bad news. The good news is that I have located our exact location in space and time. We are in Stabiae, an ancient Roman resort which Pliny the Elder described in detail in his records. The year, at least according to the gossip of Emperor Nero's daughter, Claudia Augusta, and her recent death, and the recent appointment of Titus Vespasian as the governor of Africa Proconsularis, indicate that this is the Year of Our Lord 63.

The bad news is that in sixteen years, this place will be completely destroyed with ash, much like the city just five miles north of here, Pompeii. In fact this entire region will be flooded with molten earth and ash, and be consumed entirely. Further, Emperor Nero is on the throne, according to The Natural History, as written by Pliny the Elder... and I am sure you have heard of the stories of Emperor Nero.

I will be referring to myself during this Jaunt as Leontius Florentinus Vincio. Just Leontius will do, if you see me, but it is the best translation of my name I could come up with on short notice. If you require names to blend in, please, let me know and I will do my best to translate... or transliterate your names, should it be impossible. They usually come in three names, though sometimes two in women's cases, that being her name and the name of her husband. But it can be more or less depending on one's epic deeds or acts of heroism, or simply their fame throughout the Empire.

Further, a few points of advice on etiquette. Men are expected to wear togas. [He briefly livestreams a picture of himself in a toga and traditional sandals.] Ladies, do not wear a toga, like the men, unless you would like to be mistaken for a prostitute. Instead, find or make a stola. [He briefly livestreams a random gaggle of women walking past, each one wearing pretty stolas and giggling amongst themselves.]

Secondly, if you are to claim family ties, keep in mind which one is the eldest male in your "family". If you are a father, grandfather, or sometimes an elder brother or elder cousin - you are in charge, and you are expected to be obeyed no matter what. Younger brothers might or might not, depending upon the will of the deceased father, but... it is best if you choose your family ties wisely. If you argue in public, people will grow suspicious, or they will believe you are uncivilized and will try not to speak to you. Obviously, this would be difficult to further our investigation.

It is probably best to claim that you are from distant parts of the Empire if your native homeland is from outside Ancient Rome's bounds. Perhaps you can claim you are traders from distant lands, but you will not be treated as Roman citizens, that way. Many of the outer provinces were treated lesser than the inner provinces. Still, it is worth a try, to maintain appearances and keep our illusion going.

If you have any specific questions, please do not hesitate to ask me, but try not to come to me in person. I wish to remain as inconspicuous as possible.
set_your_watches_for_fun: (Take along a big smile)

[personal profile] set_your_watches_for_fun 2016-05-11 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite a lark, what! [Tick-Tock sounds very cheerful about all this, actually.]

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[personal profile] amadine 2016-05-11 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretend some of us aren't from anything resembling your world, and haven't the faintest clue what impact your Emperor Nero might have on our operations here. Secret police? Public beatings? Another empire on the brink of war? Or is it just a convenient landmark for those who do share your historical lexicon?

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[personal profile] whydoyoushine 2016-05-11 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...who's this Emperor Nero guy? I bet I could take him.

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shiroganeheir: (facepalm)

[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2016-05-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, sensei.

It seems I will need a crash course on womanhood, as I find myself stuck in my original form.

[She seems exasperated.]

I also find myself wishing that my history teacher cared about Rome. If we were in Egypt, I might have a slight advantage.

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apainfulsecond: (No. Concerned.)

[personal profile] apainfulsecond 2016-05-12 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Just a few questions, sir, if you can spare a moment. I'm somehow adrift at sea while I'm still on the shore, you see!

One, I was dropped in dressed as a performer. Do you think they know enough about very distant places during this era to call my bluff when I say this is how they play music there? [He's very used to being told that Western viewers "won't get it," but that's also been proven horrendously wrong.]

Two, if I were to get a Roman name, do you know any involving "pine," maybe?
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goestoextremes: (I may not know it)

[personal profile] goestoextremes 2016-05-12 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Who is Nero? Nevermind, she'll stalk one of the threads above for that. ] . . . Is that destruction caused by a volcano or something else? [Sounds like a volcano either way, from what she knows from Avatar history.]

...What's the locals' opinion on magic?
fridgeninja: (bwuh?)

[personal profile] fridgeninja 2016-05-12 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
They probably don't know about magic.

Or, they believe in it, but not in the kids we do.

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backwordscompatible: (Hi there!)

[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2016-05-12 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[In truth, Zatanna was only half paying attention to the information being broadcast. Most of it were things she already knew, anyway, and it was more important to her at the moment that they were in ANCIENT ITALY and she was not only HERSELF, but so was he.]

Is it wrong that I actually feel kind of...excited this round? Because, right now, I do.
neverfeltthatway: (determined)

[personal profile] neverfeltthatway 2016-05-13 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
Naples is from your world, then? What's so exciting about it?

[His voice is quiet and curious, before turning grave.]

It's not wrong, as long as you don't get careless. It's a rare jaunt that isn't dangerous in some form or another.

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[personal profile] haveabiscuit 2016-05-12 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I suspect my given name would cause quite a stir here were I to use it.
shiroganeheir: (sweatdrop)

[personal profile] shiroganeheir 2016-05-12 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
As would mine, I would surmise. I do not believe the ancient Romans had ever heard of my country.

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fridgeninja: (helpful)

[personal profile] fridgeninja 2016-05-12 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Grazie for the information, Maestro.
tailforbrains: (guilty)

[personal profile] tailforbrains 2016-05-12 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Can I use my regular name and just say I'm foreign? I mean, there's not a whole lot of redheads around here, right?

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slipperyslope: (And I don't know where I am going to)

[personal profile] slipperyslope 2016-05-12 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... an alias might not be a bad idea here, all things considered. Thanks for the direct brain transmission, Leonardo. Those were some good pointers; I'll keep them in mind.

Quick question: how long do these jaunts usually last? Are we talking weeks? Months? [We're not talking sixteen years, right?]
neverfeltthatway: (researching)

[personal profile] neverfeltthatway 2016-05-13 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Most commonly, for the past year, they last about six weeks. But they can range anywhere from four to eight.

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mysunnydisposition: (bat: a nightmare dressed like a daydream)

[personal profile] mysunnydisposition 2016-05-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for filling us in!

Umm... I'm pretty sure Stephanie is Greek? Probably? Is that okay, or should I maybe start trying to figure out something else to call myself?

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dawnoftruth: (do you hear)

[personal profile] dawnoftruth 2016-05-14 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
They have gladiators. They have slavery. How does one live when under such a rule as this? And not break anything by way of character when all you wish to do...

[He breaks off, disgusted and not able to continue the thought there. Though another one occurs and the irony involved there is incredibly amusing.]

As far as names, my given one is Apollon. I highly doubt that will amuse most of them in direct translation, will it? But...when I was little, Papa nicknamed me Paul. Perhaps...

I think that Paulus is more common as a family name or in direct transation, as the lesser? But there have been several Pauls among the popes, no?

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bite_the_hand: (Annoyed)

[personal profile] bite_the_hand 2016-05-15 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I haven't heard anything about this Nero guy! Some of us are from worlds with a completely different history!

[But okay, required grumping about the assumption that everyone's from similar worlds aside, there's actually some important stuff here.]

Do we have to go by different names?
fearinahandfulof: (Worry)

[personal profile] fearinahandfulof 2016-05-18 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[The sight of the laughing women hurts a lot more than Cassandra would have expected.]

Emperor?

[The concept still eludes her somewhat, even though she thinks she remembers the last world they'd been to having one as well.]

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