synopsychic | Sorry for the Food Snob

I'm on my way.

Good.

He's got some kind of weird, unidentifiable loaf thing he won't stop eating.

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That's kinda sad. At least take care about what you put in your body, right?

[Rise you put paté on a goddamn omelet, and that's without even going into the flavoring.]

He's going to die of some sort of accidental sodium overdose at this rate.

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Food is food. Why does how it's cooked or what's in it matter so much?

[Heaven help him, there's another one.]

I cook it for a living. It matters.

And when there's so much of it around, and all you're eating is some weird, unidentifiable loaf thing instead of literally anything else.

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You'd be surprised. How bad is it?

He's eating some weird gelatinous loaf, and all he can tell me about it is that there's some kind of meat in it. That's it.

And he doesn't seem to care.

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Eh? What's happening? Who on earth can't cook? Do I have to teach them? What are they eating?!

[Here comes the very alarmed resident gourmet.]

Tachibana can't cook.

And yes. Yes, you can teach him. Be my guest.

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Aw, come on, Hajime, it's not that bad! As... as long as it's not spoiled, or anything!

Please tell me he's not eating something that's spoiled.

...you know, it's so nasty-looking by default, I honestly couldn't tell you.

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[[Only because it's Kenzaki, is Tachibana doing his best to suck it up and actually use the network. It helps that he's cranky as anything at the moment, which gives him a boost to his usual stubbornness.]]

It's not spoiled.

He's having a fit over nothing.

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Is it that bad, Hajime-san?

[Well, this is certainly troubling. Considering how obsessive the other World of Blade was about food, though, this isn't too surprising to Natsumi.]

It's that bad.

He's eating mystery loaf. And he can't seem to understand why that's a bad idea.

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Takeout.

Takeout every day is terrible for you, though (unless it's tofu, sorry Grandma).

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Not everyone has an infinite-money cheat code, Naoto.

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But there comes a time when you've got to learn to take care of yourself! What if everywhere is closed?

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Jesus fucking Christ.

What?

He's eating mystery loaf.

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Clearly you've never met a high noble.

[Okay, to be fair, they care very much about what's in their food - or at least that it's appealing - but she'd be amazed if one in one hundred could actually find their household's kitchen without resorting to a map.]

I've been lucky enough not to, no.

Desperation? Or having someone to do it for him, if you want to go to the opposite side of the spectrum.

He doesn't have anyone to do it for him, no. And I don't think he's desperate. Just dense.

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Not everybody considers the same thing to be food.

The romans ate dormice. and khash is a fine breakfast.

Don't remind me about the dormice...

...and what's khash?

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By not having much choices to begin with. It's still hard to get used to the fact we can even create our own food.

[He's not annoyed, just answering a question.]

Makes sense.

Not the case with this guy, though. And he's...everything in here to choose from, and he's going for the mystery loaf.

...mostly I can't figure out why anyone would eat the mystery loaf over just about anything else in this fridge.