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Hiroshi ([personal profile] all_onis_are_true) wrote in [community profile] synopsychic2017-05-02 05:53 pm

The irony of this is astounding

Excuse me... ah, I believe I am using this properly?

My name is Hiroshi Yamane. I thought it prudent to inform the rest of the Travellers that a young man - a Prince, I believe - has been attempting to recruit young men and women to serve as priests and priestesses under the idea that the Goddess Hebe will be able to help resolve this incident. I myself have my doubts, but at the same time I feel that if I allow myself to be recruited, I may be able to better understand what else may be going on beyond what we know of the Titans and the Gods themselves. That said, I admit I am still very new to this, ah, "investigating" process, and if anybody should desire that I look into anything in particular as I work towards this endeavor, I am more than willing to listen to suggestions.

Thank you for your time.
butthemiracleneverhappen: (:bored)

[personal profile] butthemiracleneverhappen 2017-05-03 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think she may be working with the Titans, or independently of them?
butthemiracleneverhappen: (:smug)

[personal profile] butthemiracleneverhappen 2017-05-03 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Or she may simply be as petty and revenge minded as... well, your average Olympian.

Or Titan, for that matter.

We must determine if she's worth more as an ally of humanity than her spite will harm them.
butthemiracleneverhappen: (:3)

[personal profile] butthemiracleneverhappen 2017-05-03 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
They seem to have a bumper crop of it this year. A shame it can't be milled into bread, or that would be one problem solved. And I do so enjoy my bitters.

Has anyone seen this recruiter's face, or indeed knows with certainty that they are a single individual of the male gender?
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[personal profile] acapriciousthing 2017-05-06 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't be the first time that the younger generation took over for the one before. It might be she means to indulge in that particular family tradition rather than helping reverse it.
butthemiracleneverhappen: (:cruellaugh)

[personal profile] butthemiracleneverhappen 2017-05-06 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, patricide! The most classic element of classical myths. It would be most satisfying to those who later tell this tale.

Do you happen to know this Hebe, and her role in the pantheon?
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[personal profile] acapriciousthing 2017-05-06 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
She's the goddess of youth. One of the rare Zeus offspring by Hera.

[As opposed to literally everyone else]

So that would fit the usual mythological family dysfunction. Usually she's mentioned in stories as performing some minor service to the other gods. A cupbearer, or helping someone into a chariot. She married Herakles, though given the existence of the Heraclides I'm not certain that's the case here.
butthemiracleneverhappen: (:cackle)

[personal profile] butthemiracleneverhappen 2017-05-06 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
...A cupbearer, born of Hera, with a perview of youth.

A CUPBEARER. For the Gods. who have been afflicted with some unknown malady. And has a grudge against Zeus.

(And you get this across the channel for a good thirty seconds.)

Oh, that's MARVELOUS! Tell me, how many lotus petals does it take to get into the storm-wracked center of an ending world!? Ahahahahaha!
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[personal profile] acapriciousthing 2017-05-06 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[She'll wait for her to finish]

There's something almost poetic about poisoned ambrosia.
butthemiracleneverhappen: (:3)

[personal profile] butthemiracleneverhappen 2017-05-06 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
If they have survived, and if this world survives, I suspect the muses will be very busy chronicling that tale.

And at this point I am certain we can ensure this world will survive.
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[personal profile] acapriciousthing 2017-05-07 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Shifts in pantheons aren't pleasant, but I suspect the world can survive. In the end, gods need mortals more than the other way around.

But we can try to minimize the fallout.
butthemiracleneverhappen: (:3)

[personal profile] butthemiracleneverhappen 2017-05-07 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Our duty, given the respective idioms at work here, is increasingly likely to be to prevent humanity's ruin and help ensure it's increasing control over their own affairs.

If the Titans are indeed trying to elect mortals to become gods, our task then becomes ensuring the new pantheon is properly vetted and endorsed, and that they choose to take on the divine mantle of their own will.
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[personal profile] acapriciousthing 2017-05-08 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like the version where we do the least harm to the people here. Even setting aside the damn game.

[No she doesn't approve of the arcana in general]

Infiltrators, being the general idea. So we don't leave a whole new power vacuum.

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[personal profile] helborn 2017-05-06 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh for fuck's sake. She has reason to have a grudge against Zeus. ... I mean who doesn't, but still. If what I know about her is true here...

She got replaced by Ganymede when she tripped and her dress came down. Ganymede was one of Zeus' lovers.
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butthemiracleneverhappen: (:trollkastel)

[personal profile] butthemiracleneverhappen 2017-05-06 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
(SHE'S CACKLING EVEN HARDER TO BE QUITE HONEST)

A greek tragedy in... every act of every myth that Zeus perpetrated.

Brilliant! And it took us THIS LONG to put it together! Ahhh, but we have the answer now. Thank you.
helborn: (yeah okay not sure about this)

[personal profile] helborn 2017-05-06 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Look, every pantheon's got its problems, but Zeus is definitely A Problem. But... she's a cupbearer... I'd ask what could poison a god but if it's toxic or magical enough it could probably work. And I don't know how the gods here differ from the gods I know at home.
butthemiracleneverhappen: (:smug)

[personal profile] butthemiracleneverhappen 2017-05-06 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
If we wanted to cure him, it would matter.

I don't think curing him is wise at this point. Perhaps some of the others? Hera does not, I think, deserve this, but his husband's mistakes are brought down upon her head as well.

But for the moment I am satisfied with our Poison X as the means. And what an incredible motive and opportunity. Dlanor would be delighted.
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[personal profile] acapriciousthing 2017-05-06 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure Zeus could find a reason to have a grudge against Zeus.

[There was a reason this pantheon didn't tend to get involved in larger affairs. Too busy.]

A slight like that could easily make her want to start off a new cycle.
helborn: (right up your ass)

[personal profile] helborn 2017-05-06 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not so convinced that he doesn't already have one. But that's an entirely different topic.

It's not like most gods in any pantheon aren't petty enough to do something like that. But it depends on who they pick. Anyone in any kind of mental state that isn't 'pretty balanced' is probably going to just get worse as the years go on.
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[personal profile] acapriciousthing 2017-05-07 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that's where we come in. Making sure the right people end up in charge of highly desirable divine real estate.

Lucifer once used that as his ultimate act of vengeance.
helborn: (you're kind of cute)

[personal profile] helborn 2017-05-07 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
... And how did that work out for him? Or is that too long of a story?

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