thornsofmalkav: (surprised)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2020-09-04 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
... I. Yes. I do.

Dear gods.
lightnovelexperiences: (Default)

[personal profile] lightnovelexperiences 2020-09-04 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Also, you've still got dibs.
thornsofmalkav: (surprised)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2020-09-04 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)

I never stopped having dibs.

lightnovelexperiences: (cartwheel)

[personal profile] lightnovelexperiences 2020-09-06 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly! Knock him dead, and be grateful Conducting didn't remove the three -

Oooookay, who put "The Three L's" in this network and can we AVOID using that one on outsiders? I'm not angry, more 'amused and boy HOWDY do we not want to explain that one.'

[Thorn innately understands "the three L's" to be "Love, Lust, and Longing," apparently. And no one's likely to fess up on that meme getting added to the net.]
thornsofmalkav: (Default)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2020-09-06 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not gonna give you guys a play by play, you know.
lightnovelexperiences: (cartwheel)

[personal profile] lightnovelexperiences 2020-09-06 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I trust YOU with that, but just to make it clear:

I declare this imageboard a Lewd Free Zone. There is to be no lewding in the Imageboard. We have minors here.

Thank you.
thornsofmalkav: (Default)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2020-09-06 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Does this mean I can't tell people about holding Titan's hand? Because that's very publicly affectionate for Hecatites.

[She might be teasing Leah a bit.]
lightnovelexperiences: (cartwheel)

[personal profile] lightnovelexperiences 2020-09-06 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Would that be like making out in a human movie or would shoot straight the the Rated R zone?
thornsofmalkav: (Default)

[personal profile] thornsofmalkav 2020-09-06 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
It's like kissing for elves.
lightnovelexperiences: (:))

[personal profile] lightnovelexperiences 2020-09-06 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
You're probably fine.
extrasaltypotato: (ten pounds of kink in a five pound bag)

[personal profile] extrasaltypotato 2020-09-07 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
I categorically deny direct responsibility and question your motives in assigning me indirect culpability.

If I wished to be subtly... what is the human word? Ah, yes: bawdy... I would have deployed linguistic skill more elaborate, more subtle, and far more cunning.
whatspringislike: (Default)

[personal profile] whatspringislike 2020-09-07 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say you did it; I said it was your fault.
extrasaltypotato: (Default)

[personal profile] extrasaltypotato 2020-09-07 10:21 am (UTC)(link)

I believe I have clarity.

You have my apologies. Also: for all of our sakes do not elaborate further.

After all, this imageboard is, now, a lewd free zone. Congratulations!

whatspringislike: (anxiety)

[personal profile] whatspringislike 2020-09-07 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it.